Re your application for Domestic Goddess Status…
Dear Ma’am
I am sorry to have to tell you that once again you have been turned down for Domestic Goddess (DG) Status
The production of sub-standard baked goods cannot be excused by the mere failure of the oven. A true DG would have known that the oven was failing and arranged to use a neighbour’s oven in return for sharing the results.
The leaving of brown marks on white shirts whilst ironing cannot be excused by them being on the inside where no-one can see them. We know they are there! Please ensure the iron is throroughly scrubbed before your next attempt at this module.
Also it should be noted that the purpose of ironing is to reduce the number of creases not to increase their number.
However,your ability to feed a family on £20 a week and the production of Chocolate Oaties which have been enjoyed by many and an almost round flour tortilla does qualify you for a lesser award of Honarary Red Neck Woman. For a full description of this award please visit….Redneck Woman by Gretchen Wilson and ensure speakers are turned on.
Good luck in your continued quest for DG status
